So much awkwardness.

lasswithalaptop:

I hate a bad translation, one that lacks the subs and spark
I just detest the yaoi hands more scary than the dark
I always watch the bath-house scenes with women, wine, and song
But like a man I always bring my waifu-chan along

I’m a member of the Lost Weeaboos
I’m a shonen and a senpai too
Home at the treehouse each morning
Singing the opening song
FLARP with the moon, Fiduspawn with the sun
Lose faith and trust and you’ll miss all the fun
Bring along the rust blood, she will never trouble you
Make her a member of the Lost Weeaboos

The fun, it never stops, till you stop watching anime
So what’s the use of leaving the tree houses anyway?
Now something confidential, whisper not above a breath
I broke it with my lover girl who sentenced me to death!

I’m a member of  the Lost Weeaboos
I’m a shonen and a seme too
Home in the tree house each morning
Singing the opening song
Yaoi with the moon, Shonen-ai with the sun
Give up your heart and you’ll miss all the fun
Bring your b100blood suitor, he will never trouble you
Make him a member of the Lost Weeaboos

I never shall forget the day my heart had come undone
Although I didn’t cast a spell, throw kunai, shoot a gun
I asked for independence of a very high degree…
Then ran for home and saw he started crying over me

I’m a member of the Lost Weeaboos
I’m a shonen with some heartbreak too
Home in the tree house each morning
Singing the opening song
Cry with the moon, dry your eyes with the sun
Try to break free or you’ll miss all the fun
Keep your lusus close, you know he’ll never trouble you
You’re still a member of the Lost Weeaboos…
Guess I’m the last remaining Lost Weeaboo….

Ladies and gents, this is the song I’ve been talking about. Here ya go, go nuts.

(via thermasia)